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mondoodoo:

so i was looking up off bug spray ads and i was expecting to see some lady on a lawn chair with a bottle of bug spray but instead i saw

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then i came across this gem

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and this last one was pure gold

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god bless you off bug spray

LETS TALK

IM SO BORED AND BUZZED PLZ LET TALK!!! or bring me del tacoooooooooooo

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

multipleskarosis:

horrorgorewhore:

Using horror movies as foreplay. 

Actually though.

mishasminions:

I LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE "YOU LITTLE SHIT" IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT AND IT’S MAGICAL